| March 5, 2010 |
| WORLD PREMIER!!!! Here's the new video from my band, Hastings Refrigerator Company Visit us at myspace.com/hrcompany or reverbnation.com/hastingsrefrigeratorcompany |
| March 1, 2010 |
| Lighten up, baby. I'm in love with you. |
| February 2, 2010 |
| Many people find it strange that I have never seen Gone with the Wind, given the fact that I am a self-professed southern belle. Here's the headshot I used to audition for a role in the up-coming film adaptation of Charles in Charge (I didn't even get a call-back):  |
| January 26, 2010 |
| The doctor was played by Larry Badgely. |
| January 25, 2010 |
| NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! PERNELL ROBERTS HAS DIED!!!!!  Trapper John, we hardly knew ye. Let us not forget that I recently befriended Pernell at my brother's wedding.  I don't know if I should say this, but he and I were working together, developing a new dramedy about a tough-as-nails health inspector. It was to be called Foodborn Illness. Will this project go forward? Is my signed Bonanza DVD worth more money now? Stay tuned for answers. Needless to say, I will be on the next flight to Malibu. *************************************************************** UPDATE: OUTRAGE Here is a line from CNN's obituary: "Roberts played the balding physician working in a San Francisco hospital nearly three decades after he returned from the Korean War." "Balding physician"!? Is that necessary? I hardly think his lack of hair needed to be mentioned. Shame on you, CNN. *************************************************************** |
| January 20, 2010 |
| Newsnet5.com reports: "Giant Eagle Issues Voluntary Recall On Hash Browns" Voluntary recall? Aren't all recalls voluntary? Wouldn't an involuntary recall be referred to as "stealing"? |
| December 21, 2009 |
| I post this every year - the best Christmas song ever. Christmas is the time to say, "I love you." Share the joys of laughter and good cheer. Christmas is the time to say, "I love you," And the feeling better last all through the year! On the corner carolers are singing. There's a touch of magic in the air. From grown-up to minor, no one could be finer. Times are hard, but no one seems to care! Christmas eve and all the world is watching. Santa guides his reindeer through the dark. From rooftop to chimney, from Harlem to Bimini, They will find a way into your heart! Christmas is the time to say, "I love you." Share the joys of laughter and good cheer. Christmas is the time to say, "I love you," And the feeling better last all through the year! Just outside the window, snow is falling. But here beside the fire we share the glow Of moonlight and brandy, sweet talk and candy - Sentiments that everyone should know! Memories of the year that's left behind us - Wishes for the year that's yet to come - And it stands to reason that good friends in season Make you feel that life has just begun! Christmas is the time to say, "I love you." Share the joys of laughter and good cheer. Christmas is the time to say, "I love you," And the feeling better last all through the year! Spirits collide and hopes are shining brighter, Then you know that Christmas time is here! |
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