| July 21, 2010 |
| This is either one of the biggest coincidences of all time, or there is more to this story: http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/local_news/cleveland_metro/police-chase-ends-with-car-hitting-cop%27s-house Apparently, this car was being pursued in a low-speed chase through Lakewood, and ended up crashing into the front porch of one of the pursuing officers. Wow. |
| July 1, 2010 |
| RED! Greatest lyrics ever: I've read it all. It's black and white. The spectrum made a shade I like. The crimson rays are ruby bright. Give me technicolor light. Red! I want red. There's no substitute for red. Red! Paint it red. Green ain't mean compared to red. You don't know what it does to me - My crimson sin intensity. I'm haunted by the mystery. The mystery of red. Give me red! Knocks 'em dead. Some like it hot. I like it red. Red's my lover. Got it covered. Red's my number, Sure as a coma. Red's my drummer And I hear red thunder. Move over brother. Red's a mother [expletive deleted by those jerks over at the Timmcnulty.com Department of Wholesomeness]. Red! That's what I said. Red! Come to bed. Red! Gimme that expensive spread! |
| June 18, 2010 |
| The golden age of corniness: |
| May 28, 2010 |
| Your long wait is now over: Here's the new video from Hastings Refrigerator Company! "Rabbit" |
| May 15, 2010 |
| Come see my band, Hastings Refrigerator Company, this coming Friday night, May 21st, at The Grog Shop in Coventry. We will be playing all of our classic hits, and even a few new ones! |
| May 12, 2010 |
| It seems that Elvis died of severe constipation: http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/elvis-doc-gives-straight-poop-on-kings-colon/19469523 I wrote a poem about it: Elvis Peristalsis by Timothy McNulty I feel a kinship with thee, Elvis Presley, And all of your impacted stool That never quite fell In that heartbreak hotel, As you struggled to sing, "Don't Be Cruel." |
| May 11, 2010 |
| Sorry I've been gone so long! I've been busily rehearsing for my self-penned one-man show, Pat. I will of course be portraying Thelma Catherine "Pat" Ryan Nixon! Rather than going the cliche route and rehashing the tired old Watergate scandal, my show will instead be a dramatic recreation of her last great public appearance, the May 1975 dedication of the Patricia Nixon Elementary School in Artesia, California. Look for it soon at a community theatre near you! You'll shed a tear, and you'll be wowed by the pyrotechnics! |
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